http://comedytweet.com Comedy Tweet RSS Feed en-us Sun, 20 May 12 15:44:27 -0700 CandidTweet http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204341701060472832 I wonder how many vets have been shoved by cops today. #nonato Sun May 20 22:43:52 +0000 2012 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204341701060472832 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204341683490537473 @tempeimprov :( Sun May 20 22:43:48 +0000 2012 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204341683490537473 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204341572031086592 This may be the moat German man ever. http://t.co/GaAAv2jz Sun May 20 22:43:21 +0000 2012 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204341572031086592 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204341500656627712 RT @JAMyerson: Phone dying. Need iPhone charger or battery. Please RT. If you can help, am at Cermack and Wabash. Come find me? Sun May 20 22:43:04 +0000 2012 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204341500656627712 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204341371690160128 Chants of "this is what a police state looks like" does not seem very hyperbolic right now. #nonato Sun May 20 22:42:34 +0000 2012 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204341371690160128 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204341241129869314 RT @OneFineJay: Any time Amy Acker guest stars, she's always trouble. Alias. Dollhouse. Person of Pinterest. You can expect it of her. Sun May 20 22:42:03 +0000 2012 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204341241129869314 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204341199228780544 Please register and vote for me in this singiing contest, Perry REALLY Freestyles (Original) - http://t.co/7GkwLZYO: http://t.co/rfqCH2rr Sun May 20 22:41:53 +0000 2012 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204341199228780544 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204341105871962113 the key to life is not giving a fuck about the sorrow of others while looking at yourself in a mirror at the gym. Sun May 20 22:41:30 +0000 2012 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204341105871962113 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204340945704062976 RT @PennSunday: CITIZENS: Our newest podcast with @RealGilbert Gilbert Gottfried is now up on iTunes and the rest of the podcast univers ... Sun May 20 22:40:52 +0000 2012 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204340945704062976 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204340932827553792 RT @Al_Anood: @Deanofcomedy ha @MrsShitrit blocked me.Just like how they built the wall2pretend we are no there, blocking me won't chang ... Sun May 20 22:40:49 +0000 2012 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204340932827553792 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204340865920008194 St. Paul's in Regensberg, Germany. http://t.co/5PUi26QH Sun May 20 22:40:33 +0000 2012 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204340865920008194 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204340859972489217 @jonwurster I will kick you out of the club. Sun May 20 22:40:32 +0000 2012 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204340859972489217 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204340829903519744 Just saw protesters gushing blood from head. Photog witnessed it, called it terrifying #ows #nonato Sun May 20 22:40:24 +0000 2012 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204340829903519744 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204340816595005440 . @MrsShitrit @amrzzaki We are done. Now Go back to being consumed by hate and fear knowing Palestinians are everywhere. Salaam out! Sun May 20 22:40:21 +0000 2012 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204340816595005440 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204340804574117891 Dallas! Come check me out this Wednesday, May 23 at the Arlington Improv. Get tickets at http://t.co/RN2ZPJbQ http://t.co/UXbhHfRl Sun May 20 22:40:18 +0000 2012 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204340804574117891 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204340746365579264 Citizens should not be afraid of police releasing chemical weapons. That's what they are supposed to protect us from. #nonato Sun May 20 22:40:05 +0000 2012 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204340746365579264 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204340682045915136 Allow me to verify. For science. RT @PluckyChicken All this medication is making my boobs feel extra heavy. Sun May 20 22:39:49 +0000 2012 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204340682045915136 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204340668787720193 People don't read or think creatively anymore. They eat sugar and factory slaughtered animals. However, they still want to look hot. Sun May 20 22:39:46 +0000 2012 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204340668787720193 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204340667504263168 Thanks @FWhitfthield I enjoyed being on with you today on @CNNnewsroom Sun May 20 22:39:46 +0000 2012 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204340667504263168 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204340641147265024 In mid July RT @jordansbowen: @Ralphie_May u coming into columbus ohio anytime soon? Sun May 20 22:39:39 +0000 2012 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204340641147265024 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204340568145399808 RT @ThrillaNabdilla: @Deanofcomedy @MrsShitrit Well said!, Or how I like to put it, "haters gonna hate!" :D Sun May 20 22:39:22 +0000 2012 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204340568145399808 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204340526810542080 @KevinMarshall Im done with her - just wanted her to know that we will not disaapear as much as she wants us to Sun May 20 22:39:12 +0000 2012 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204340526810542080 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204340466517417985 I fell out. ANOTHER head injury! Or, Sunday. RT @egdillo What? We're not in the Trust Tree anymore? 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Beards! http://t.co/q4TgTc9u Sun May 20 22:38:12 +0000 2012 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204340267728375808 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204340237822988289 A Sky Mall purchase in action. http://t.co/snPslVx4 Sun May 20 22:38:03 +0000 2012 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204340237822988289 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204340214825619456 . @MrsShitrit @amrzzaki I said a lot more than that- that was the joke part- Just remember: We will not be silent. Enough said Sun May 20 22:37:58 +0000 2012 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204340214825619456 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204340191622729728 German ice cream. http://t.co/ESe7TUr2 Sun May 20 22:37:52 +0000 2012 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204340191622729728 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204340176074448897 RT @JAMyerson: Cops giving each other earplugs. Sun May 20 22:37:49 +0000 2012 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204340176074448897 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204340079618039810 After signing hundreds of DVDs I got all but a few packed up and ready to ship. Headshots are next. http://t.co/cFeurPja Sun May 20 22:37:26 +0000 2012 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204340079618039810 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204340073595023360 Excellent comedian/person: @tedalexandro. #ff Sun May 20 22:37:24 +0000 2012 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204340073595023360 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204340057761521664 @LesleyKSleath @HuffPostParents Hi Lesley and thx --I write comic, romantic mystery novels. chk out my website http://t.co/Uk349tIN Sun May 20 22:37:20 +0000 2012 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204340057761521664 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204340008285515777 My book comes out in 2 DAYS. Buy it and I will provide you and your loved ones with free lawncare for several weeks: http://t.co/XP3SDH30 RT Sun May 20 22:37:09 +0000 2012 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204340008285515777 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204340007614423041 Barrier is now being shoved back into the police. All hell is breaking loose. #nonato Sun May 20 22:37:08 +0000 2012 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204340007614423041 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204339958461374464 RT @MrsShitrit: @Deanofcomedy @amrzzaki I asked you a simple question what Palestinian heritage and you respond saying I cannot read . Sun May 20 22:36:57 +0000 2012 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204339958461374464 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204339934901972995 @jasonrouse666 what's up fool ! Sun May 20 22:36:51 +0000 2012 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204339934901972995 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204339929059303424 @amrzzaki @MrsShitrit Thats what she wants - we are better than right wing extremists Sun May 20 22:36:50 +0000 2012 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204339929059303424 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204339890928877568 Me and @assadlive on the train to Regesburg. Gangsta. http://t.co/lGGMAfWv Sun May 20 22:36:41 +0000 2012 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204339890928877568 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204339866920697858 Shoving is happening again. Some protesters but some people are trapped. #nonato Sun May 20 22:36:35 +0000 2012 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204339866920697858 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204339851183665154 RT @emzanotti: Here's the first rule of protesting: DON'T THROW SH*T AT COPS. They have riot gear. You have a Bob Marley tee shirt and a ... Sun May 20 22:36:31 +0000 2012 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204339851183665154 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204339785207250944 "I ordered a Pizza ---- it came out with slices missing.... NO JOKE" @ Zappi's Pizzeria: http://t.co/wNNM0QzI #4sqTip Sun May 20 22:36:15 +0000 2012 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204339785207250944 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204339660732895233 Up close #ows #nonato http://t.co/bPVKShcb Sun May 20 22:35:46 +0000 2012 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204339660732895233 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204339609004556288 @Zacharycohen It's not a "movement" until it's doing something more than bitching. Sun May 20 22:35:33 +0000 2012 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204339609004556288 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204339598510391296 @free_spirit_mom @huffpostparents thanks helen--media makes no room for flexibilty and adaptation Sun May 20 22:35:31 +0000 2012 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204339598510391296 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204339502376947712 @Zacharycohen Both groups were motivated by bailouts. Only one is working to affect change. The other is still protesting. Sun May 20 22:35:08 +0000 2012 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204339502376947712 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204339480369434624 Please dont sink to her level - we can co-exist - she can not. @amrzzaki @MrsShitrit Sun May 20 22:35:03 +0000 2012 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204339480369434624 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204339459469217792 So many press and camera man being smashed right now. One cop just punched a protester it looks like. #nonato Sun May 20 22:34:58 +0000 2012 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204339459469217792 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204339405647921152 Cpd just advanced a few feet, pushing the protesters west. Now all are holding. #ows #nonato Sun May 20 22:34:45 +0000 2012 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204339405647921152 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204339405643718656 Trout Reznor #celebrityfish Sun May 20 22:34:45 +0000 2012 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/204339405643718656